People at the zoo...
I love the Zoo. What better place in the world to watch "wild" monkeys? If you say the wild then you are greatly mistaken. You see "the wild" has issues like bugs, other creatures, and of course it doesn't have the cool "bullet proof glass" thing that zoos have. Having that makes viewing more enjoyable by far. How else can we get close enough to a monkey or gorilla with out it ripping our arms off if we are making faces at it. Where else can one eat cotton candy 3 feet from a huge gorilla and not get torn to bits. That is why the zoo rocks!
There is also another kind of monkey to watch at the zoo and this is your great American "redneck ape". These guys are everywhere. They are pushing stroller, screaming at their offspring, and talking about Beer while pushing their kids in stroller. What is it about these rednecks that they think that beer is a great topic for deep discussion. Who cares if "logger is a better tasting beer" or " if they got wasted yesterday" and what happened when they did. Why is it that people talk about this like it is deep theology or something? It is beer people, calm down! I am not sure I could tell one beer from another if I tried. Beer is a beverage not a way of life!
Speaking of over hearing things...
My favorite thing to do at the Zoo is stand around and listen to people make up conversations for the monkeys. It is kind of the same thing as watching TV with sound off and making up your own plot line. People can't help themselves. They start making up random dialogue for these animals as if it were them or their friends sitting their munching on Grass and talking about how drunk they were last night. I saw one guy that saw a monkey a sleep and projected on it that "he had to much to drink last night.".
Anyway, if you are bored and need some cheap entertainment. I would suggest you go to the zoo for $7 bucks and watch people make fools of themselves. Oh, and while you are there pick up a plastic molded animal from the mold-a-rama!
Cost of Zoo $7
cost of cotton candy $3
cost of watching redneck idiots make up words for gorillas that are minding there own business. PRICELESS
EDd
There is also another kind of monkey to watch at the zoo and this is your great American "redneck ape". These guys are everywhere. They are pushing stroller, screaming at their offspring, and talking about Beer while pushing their kids in stroller. What is it about these rednecks that they think that beer is a great topic for deep discussion. Who cares if "logger is a better tasting beer" or " if they got wasted yesterday" and what happened when they did. Why is it that people talk about this like it is deep theology or something? It is beer people, calm down! I am not sure I could tell one beer from another if I tried. Beer is a beverage not a way of life!
Speaking of over hearing things...
My favorite thing to do at the Zoo is stand around and listen to people make up conversations for the monkeys. It is kind of the same thing as watching TV with sound off and making up your own plot line. People can't help themselves. They start making up random dialogue for these animals as if it were them or their friends sitting their munching on Grass and talking about how drunk they were last night. I saw one guy that saw a monkey a sleep and projected on it that "he had to much to drink last night.".
Anyway, if you are bored and need some cheap entertainment. I would suggest you go to the zoo for $7 bucks and watch people make fools of themselves. Oh, and while you are there pick up a plastic molded animal from the mold-a-rama!
Cost of Zoo $7
cost of cotton candy $3
cost of watching redneck idiots make up words for gorillas that are minding there own business. PRICELESS
EDd
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