Old things creep me out!

There is something about the eastern part of our "good ole US of A" that creeps me out a bit. It could be, and I am just guessing here, that everything looks like something of a horror movie set.Everything is old here, the people, the houses, everything.

On top of that, People like to dress all old here. I am not talking "old" in your grandma old. I am talking "old" in your grandma's grandma's grandma old.(if you understood that you are a better person than I give you all credit for) Anyway, these people still dress like they are in the 1800's I mean, there are Quakers (the oatmeal people), there are "friends" (other wise known as Amish), Heck even the weslyen churches up here dress like they are from that period. They Live in houses out of the 1800's, drive horse and buggies, and eat more Mc Donanld's than any other people in The world. (Not sure what that last one has to do with anything, however I do see a lot of Amish types in "Mc'y D's" around here).

My point is that these people are stuck in that "old school" look that went out way before Grand master flash hit the stage. I mean, c'mon!... add some color for pete sake!!!

Qucik racial Joke: (I just made this up) Why aren't there black Amish people... They won't let them wear purple suits... bah dump bah ching!

What I am trying to say is that I think there is something in the water up here that makes everyone a little crazy in the head. If God wanted us to build things and chop down trees he wouldn't have invented poor people to do it for us...

Ok enough offending people for tonight. I am going to bed. That is if I can sleep... All this old stuff creeps me out!